| [Discussion] Preservation of Endangered Mermaids Act |
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There have been some concerning statements made about mermaids recently such as:
![[Image: 8NcVKcU.png]](https://i.imgur.com/8NcVKcU.png) ![[Image: eXIncih.png]](https://i.imgur.com/eXIncih.png) ![[Image: 6tjY0na.png]](https://i.imgur.com/6tjY0na.png) and this image taken of a "meal" ordered by a powerful and renowned TSPer dining at the Lampshade Bar and Grill: ![[Image: KuL3Ws2.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/KuL3Ws2.jpg) it has become clear that there needs to be legislation to protect the endangered species of mermaids. I ask your comments, discussion of and support of the following act: Preservation of Endangered MerfolkAct Article 1. 1. Establishes that a merfolk (including mermaids and mermen) are any entities which possesses all of the following attributes: i) Human head, arms, and torso ii) Fish tail iii) Sentience iv) Gills In addition, while these are not required they are often an added bonus: iv) Ability to cause shipwrecks with their resplendent voices v) Dislike of Balder vi) An attitude that one may describe as "sugar and salt with a side of spice" Article 2 2. Prohibits TSPers from taking the following actions against mermaids: i) Hunting for sport or pleasure or any other reason ii) Killing iii) Trapping, capturing or otherwise fishing for iv) Placing in fish tanks, cages, or bath tubs against their will v) Eating or taste testing vi) Breeding or attempting to breed vii) Trying to trap them in human form by taking away their coats (selkie) viii) Treating mermaids differently from other sentient creatures such as humans viiii) Littering or otherwise harming the oceans, seas or water sources where mermaids live x) Accusing mermaids of being at the root of any natural disasters such as shipwrecks, the Bermuda Triangle, or GP fires without clear and present evidence Article 3 3. Developing understanding between humans and mermaids on a cultural level: i) Seashells, seahorses and seastars are all very important to mermaid culture ii) In fact if it has the word sea in it, its possibly important to mermaid culture iii) The level of clothing is different from what you may be used to, do not refer to mermaids as hos iv) Merman exist too, yes and not just as beards v) Mermaid fever is a thing, take some Tylenol and try reading a book vi) If you have a question about biology, ask a doctor or a professor or your mom vii) The movie The Little Mermaid has spread some myths about mermaids viii) Mermaids get Vitamin D deficiency so don't block their sunlight Article 4 Addressing Violators and Violations i) A court of law may assess a fine or other justice to any being violating the above ii) A vampire mermaid may choose to turn a human who has violated the code of merfolk Escade ~ Positions Held in TSP ~ Delegate | Vice Delegate Minister of Regional Affairs, | Minister of Foreign Affairs | Minister of Military Affairs ~ The Sparkly One ~ My Pinterest
0/100. Mermaids and Sirens are extremely dangerous creatures and should be hunted by the proper authorities so we can protect the citizenry.
An eye for an eye just makes the whole world go blind.
~Mahatma Gandhi
I personally would like to properly tackle the possibility of hunting mermaid being legalized. This is an economic opportunity we can’t afford to miss.
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I'd like us to replace mermaid with cat in some of those sentences and feel the fury and pain.
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Lets not forget consuming the flesh of mermaids extends one's life by a lot. Who wouldn't relish the chance to see the progress or damage done centuries from now. So we refuse to support legislation stripping our rights to live long and prosper.
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I for one disagree with mermaids being likened to sirens. Therefore, I cannot support a bill that will continue to propagate this falsehood.
Plus, what am I supposed to do with my harem of mermaids if we implement this?
![[Image: SyqbVFS.png]](https://i.imgur.com/SyqbVFS.png) Proof, if any was needed, of the violent and hateful nature of mermaids. I implore the great legislators of this region to ensure that these cruel creatures are not the subject of any protection laws. Remember, if we protect the mermaids, we condemn ourselves to lives of pain and suffering. Did some LC, MoRA, CRS stuff in the past. Do a lot of World Census stuff now.
I'd like to submit that the above was in response to the aforementioned mermaid having their tail nibbled. We all know that mermaid tails are particularly delicate and sensitive and feel many emotions.
I'd like to submit further evidence but there was so much that for now I will rest my case with this: ![[Image: SyOYVw3.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/SyOYVw3.jpg)
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