Just look at my RMB posts, that's all you need to see.



Wait, am I actually supposed to legitimately type something here...? Oh...
Well, here's my platform:

I think it's pretty nice, I made it myself (unlike Rebeltopia who just stole his from the internet). As craziest person in TSP, I will be crazy. Like what, that's what I'm running for, do you think I actually want to change anything? I just wanna be crazy. 
Endorsements:

Techolandia Wrote:New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is over-realistic.
Over-realism leads to impossible goals.
Impossible goals lead to failure.
Failure leads to disappointment.
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy handles disappointment by modifying the truth such that he succeeds, which is lying.
Lying leads to distrust.
Distrust hampers communication.
Lacking communication hampers resolving conflicts.
Unresolved conflicts lead to fights.
Fights cause death.
Therefore, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy causes death (albeit indirectly).

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Although I like this quote, which I definitely didn't steal from Rebeltopia's signature:
"...if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader." - Christopher Titus



what the hell am i doing with my life