I do too, but in my opinion we could still be at least a little artistic with how we write our rules, thus I'd make the following proposal:

All rules should contain alliterations,
for which the Chair will give congratulations,
if the player should succeed,
because that would be really neat.

In the alliteration every word that joined,
shall give the player 1 point.
The Chair forgetting the congratulation,
shall get punished with -5 points with no hesitation.