WELCOME TO THE OFFICE OF THE GRAND RABBITNATE OF PIE, OY GEVALT!

Come one, come all! We are open and accepting of anyone and everyone who loves P-e! We are the unofficial official religion of the South Pacific, a strictly P-e loving and believing region! We welcome any and all converts from cake, as well as those seeking refuge from the (Oy Vey!) godless mindless heretics of the "Church of Cake"! We do not take comfort in the mindless practices of the vile murderers of the Church, we take comfort in the one truth, the revealed truth, and the only truth of P-e. We take refuge in our book, the "Oy Vey!: Or How to React When a Cakeite Challenges You to a Cooking Competition".

Our core beliefs:

• P-e is the one and only P-e
  
• There is no other pie before P-e
  
• There are only 5 prophets, Cherry, Apple, Blueberry, Peach, and Raspberry. Cake is not and never was a prophet.
  
• The Church of Cake has been led astray by a madman and must be shown the truth of P-e
  
• So as to show respect to the Great Pie in the Sky, we must always write Pie as P-e
  
• Any exclamation must either be followed by Oy Vey! or Oy Gevalt!
  

Grand Rabbinate:

The United Communist Solar Republic

Rabbis:

[Currently Hiring]

The Cake is a lie, Oy Gevalt! We must not let the Church of Cake mislead the wonderful residents of this region, Oy Vey! Fight for Cake, whenever and wherever, Oy Vey Gevalt! To join, leave a post here and you will be added to our official roster, Oy Vey Gevalt Vey!