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Granted, but only for a week.
I wish I could go to sleep now. -Griffindor/Ebonhand
-Current Roles/Positions -Legislator 2/24/20- -High Court Justice 6/7/20- -South Pacific Coral Guard 11/17/20- -Minister of Engagement 6/17/22- -Past Roles/Positions -Legislator 7/3/16-4/10/18 -Secretary of State 4/3/20-2/24/21 -Chair of the APC 9/24/16-5/31/17 -Vice-Chair of the APC 6/1/17-4/10/18 -Local Council Member 7/1/17-11/17/17 -Citizen 5/2012-12/2014 and 2/26/16-7/3/2016
Granted, but you will sleep six feet under for all eternity.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you end up unable to go back to the present.
I wish Frost replaced me in my "Sleep". -Griffindor/Ebonhand
-Current Roles/Positions -Legislator 2/24/20- -High Court Justice 6/7/20- -South Pacific Coral Guard 11/17/20- -Minister of Engagement 6/17/22- -Past Roles/Positions -Legislator 7/3/16-4/10/18 -Secretary of State 4/3/20-2/24/21 -Chair of the APC 9/24/16-5/31/17 -Vice-Chair of the APC 6/1/17-4/10/18 -Local Council Member 7/1/17-11/17/17 -Citizen 5/2012-12/2014 and 2/26/16-7/3/2016
Granted, but you end up staying in limbo; not awake, but not asleep.
I wish for Jeanie jk, I wish I was an omniscient immortal
Granted, but you'll still live after the universe has died of heat death and get to observe nothing forever.
I wish for a million Euros. ![[Image: XXPV74Y.png?1]](https://i.imgur.com/XXPV74Y.png?1)
Granted, 1 million dirty unwashed Europeans move into your house.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Granted, but the only part of your body that got taller is your neck.
I wish to be able to temporarily disable my kid's vocal chords.
You gain that ability, but not the ability to decide when it happens.
I wish for eternal suffering.
Granted, but if you wanted it on everyone it applies only to you and if you wanted it for yourself then it applies only to the people you care about but don't want to suffer eternal suffering.
I wish for a genie.
Granted, but it doesn't understand you.
I wish there was a rusty trumpet on the floor right here. |
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