Corrupt a Wish |
(YAY!)
*ahem* (prepares to recite speech that has been planned for some time) Granted, BUT the gold is the synthetic radioisotope Au-198, which, after a week, a) releases enough radiation to kill you several times over, and b) decays into Hg-198, or stable mercury. This means that although it won't kill you with radiation, it will slowly evaporate into toxic mercury vapor, which will insidiously poison your mind. YAY! I wish that this moment of geeky pride would last forever.
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year."
Granted. And it was so well thought out your wish won't be corrupted.
I wish there was an amazing Steam Sale right now.
Granted, but you already own all what's on sale.
I wish I had a larger bed.
Granted, but your bed only seems larger because you're now 200% smaller.
I wish it wasn't raining outside.
Granted, but it never does again.
I wish I had a large breakfast buffet tomorrow.
Granted, but you get food poisoning.
I wish that I could enjoy my birthday without any distractions.
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year."
Granted, but you spend it alone. (Happy Birthday!)
I wish I can take a nap.
Granted, but you don't wake up from it (Good night)
I wish that I didn't have so many essays due.
Loyal Citizen of The South Pacific
Captain, The North Pacific Army Former positions - TNP: Deputy Minister of Home Affairs, Election Commissioner, Deputy Minister of Communications, Minister of Home Affairs, Minister of WA Affairs, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Minister of Communications, and Former Delegate of The North Pacific.
Granted, they all become spoken projects.
I wish I knew how to cook better. |
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