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Corrupt a Wish
#1,291

Granted, but nobody buys your products.

I wish the Nintendo 3DS had better battery life.
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
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 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
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#1,292

Granted, but life doesn't.

I wish I didn't have a cough.
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#1,293

Granted, but you will never win the lottery.

I wish I truly understood the meaning of the word "clerk".
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#1,294

Granted, but you forget it the next day.

I wish broccoli tasted better.
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
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#1,295

Granted, but it's now unhealthy.

I wish I was a boss.
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#1,296

Granted, you're the boss of a bankrupt bicycle company.

I wish that I could have IQ of 200 and have an excellent memory.
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#1,297

Granted, but you are unable to properly communicate.

I wish (x+y)^2 sometimes was equal to x^2+y^2 other than for x and/or y≠0
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#1,298

Granted, mathematics crash and doom us all.

I wish that I never had to stink.
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#1,299

Granted, but your cat has now died.
The Commonwealth of Langburn
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#1,300

Granted, nothing happened.

I wish you made a wish.
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