*Ties the hill to a car and drives home with it*

My hill.

*Ties home to a big lorry and drives to the TARDIS with it*

My hill (+house +Qwert +car).

*detonates explosives in the Tardis*
My hill (+house +car +Qwert +TSSS +lorry +Tardis bits)

*ties galaxy to spacecraft*


My hill (+galaxy + house +car +Qwert +TSSS +Darkstrait +everyone else +lorry +Tardis bits)

*Ties everything to time and hides everything anywhere and nowhere*

My (everything) hill!

*turns time into a forest*


My hill!

*Cuts the forest down and builds a cottage to place on the moon*

My home.

*Inherits ability to manipulate possibility.*

I make the possibility of me owning the hill 99.9999999999999999999999999999999%

*Stands on hill*

Now I make the possibility of everyone in this place to be sucked into the black hole to about 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999%

*Everyone gets sucked to a black hole..*

"0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of not being sucked in"


*reclaims hill*

*Rebuilds TARDIS from bits*
*Travels out of black hole before reaching event horizon*
*Travels to hill*
*Locks it*
*Waits for someone else to claim it*