| King of the Hill |
*Frost gets up and picks up the foldable chair. Frost then proceeds to bludgeon Volaworand with the chair until Volaworand surrenders. After brushing off the chair, Frost relaxes.
Trained attack penguins storm the hill, displacing Frost and re-establishing Volaworands hold on the summit.
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*Frost dusts himself off, and sharpens a spear. Frost then returns the hill and proceeds to massacre the trained penguins. Frost then kicks Volaworand off the hill, cooks the penguins and relaxes.
Enrages Volaworand charges the hill, knocking Frost from the summit while screaming "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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*Frost brushes himself off, and calmly walks back to the hill. Frost then taps Volaworand on the right shoulder from behind kicks Volaworand off the Hill. Frost then picks up the cooked penguin and proceeds to calmly eat the penguin. After finishing his meal Frost calls out to Volaworand and says* It's a hill not a mountain, and also GET OFF MY HILL!!!
*climbs hill and sprays a giant Q*
Yep, that means the hill is mine.
*Frost emerges from a pile of leaves that buried him in his hibernation. Frost then walks down the hill before shortly returining in a fire truck. He then hoses the hill down removing Qwerts mark, and uses the remaining pressurized water to drive QWERT off the hill*
Still mine!
*Calls the local authorities and buys the hill*
Mine now!
*Frost leaves the hill to track down the local authorities who authorized the sale of land. Frost then methodically purges evidence that the hill was sold to Qwert. After making sure that Qwert had no way to prove the purchase of the hill after the destruction of the deed, Frost returns to the hill. Frost then confiscated the deed and destroys it ensuring that the hill remain open to any who challenge his ownership of the hill.*
*Posts ownership status on Facebook and signs a contract with Cambridge Analyctica to further promote an attitude among the general populace in favour of Qwertian ownership*
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