Grovne. Between 21:00 and 00:00 last night, someone decided to throw a BBQ party in the Trannienn Park near the old harbour, as evident by remaining chunks of coal and uneaten sausages. According to Seffi Akks, the city conservator, a fire was started inside the the 19th century cannon's barrel.


"I can see why they got the idea. We have previously noted how irresponsible people shoot fireworks from our old muzzle-loaded cannons. This gun might have survived if they hadn't poured water on it to put out the fire, as the rapid cooling made it crack."

The local authorities are worried this "will now become a thing", and plead to other BBQers to handle the city's historical heritage with care. "I can personally recommend the excellent BBQs installed by the city for all hamburger and sausage munchers out there", says Mr Akks.

Written by Mien Travvienn.

Grovne. As the number payments and transactions in cash continues to decrease, many banks have cut back on, or completely abolished, the possibility to withdraw or make deposits in cash. This has affected many elderly people, as well as small businesses, like kiosks, who rely more on physical money. Today, the Sedunnic government passed a new law that requires banks to always accept cash.


"We hope not only to help small businesses, but strive for redundancy for the society as a whole: we need to maintain two systems to avoid a total economic collapse, should the nationwide access to the internet be jeopardised, for example by cyber operations by a foreign power" says finance minister Lia Opalen.

A spokesperson for Vetem-Klajj, a local bank, responded with the following drip on Stream: "I can see why they made this decision, but four us [the banks], it will lead to increased cost, which we may have to compensate for by increasing the interests. Dealing with cash is costly, and people use it far too little."

Written by Ati Lyssmiv.

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