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#991
12-29-2014, 09:31 PM

Granted, but your tongue falls out.

I wish I had a pizza.
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#992
12-29-2014, 10:28 PM

Granted, but it has tongue on it.

I wish my lips never chapped.
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#993
12-30-2014, 03:21 PM

Granted, but your lips are now large and rainbow coloured.

I wish I had a cat.
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#994
12-30-2014, 03:23 PM

Granted. Except, you didn't specify what type of cat, and so now, you are living with a tiger!

I wish that I could type just a bit faster.
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#995
12-30-2014, 07:17 PM

Granted, but your computer is slow.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.
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#996
12-30-2014, 09:33 PM

Granted, but you are now hungry and sleep deprived.

I wish people stopped corrupting my wishes.
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#997
12-31-2014, 09:22 AM

Granted, but people stop talking to you.

I wish my house cleaned itself.
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#998
12-31-2014, 09:26 AM

Granted but your house doesn't have a roof.

I wish I could have lots of chocolate.
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12-31-2014, 05:06 PM

Granted, but you become allergic.

I wish tuition was free.
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#1,000
12-31-2014, 09:55 PM

Granted, but you have to pay the government 10 dollars every time you breathe.

I wish I had an infinite amount of gold bullion.
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