| New Times in Eareamland |
Eareamland backs up the defender.
The Eareamian government, and King James I, have declared: "Whoever would declare war in this situation, they will not be helped by Eareamian troops. Chola is our ally, in between Qaweritoyu and Ryccia. Whoever has Chola, has the war. If Qaweritoyu declares war, which would seem probable, Ryccia will have the Baitem Union behind it." The B.U. thus is allied with Chola. As they said, Chola is the place in between the 2. Now, either side could hop on a boat and go across but that's harder. Eareamland and Chola have already stated they do have a plan. Will this escalate further, or is this small "incident" not going to happen again? WHO KNOWS. A SHOOTOUT ESCALATED TO THE HIGHEST MILITARY STAFF AND THE FREAKING KING OF EAREAMLAND TO HAVE MILITARY AND INVASION PLANS!
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
Eareamian troops marching at Qaz border!
Recently, 5 eareamian tank divisions were shipped to Chola in preparation for a war. 4 infantry divisions, as well as the whole navy, are also stationed close-by. A mobilisation of the nation is underway, with every factory working. Will this escalate further, or will eareamian troops come marching back home happily? Not even the king knows. Recent reports show that he's been stressed by the taught of war suddenly breaking out without his knowledge, when he's asleep.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
The New series implemented!
The new series of bills are now officially implemented into the country. For those wanting to know, the designs are vertical bills, 5, 10, 20, 30, 50 and 100. Each has a security band with the Royal Bank of Eareamland on it, the number of the bill on the top left and bottom right, as well as the security number on the top right and bottom left. ![[Image: KrmX5Me.png]](https://i.imgur.com/KrmX5Me.png) ![[Image: B2lwC1O.png]](https://i.imgur.com/B2lwC1O.png) ![[Image: emRvL6z.png]](https://i.imgur.com/emRvL6z.png) ![[Image: J0oLGC7.png]](https://i.imgur.com/J0oLGC7.png) ![[Image: tzhQqTN.png]](https://i.imgur.com/tzhQqTN.png) ![[Image: Z3HUMbP.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Z3HUMbP.png) Here are all of them. All with a white outline and a security strip in the middle that is transparent. The numbers on the bottom right are personally written by King James I in the designs. The new bills are already starting circulation, and all citizens must report to a bank to switch their currencies out within the next 5 months if they so wish. If not, the current notes will stay in circulation as well untill 2021, when they will be devauled.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
The "Great old east" campaign officially advertised!
The "Great Old East" campaign for who doesn't know is a campaign originated by the Eareamian government. It states that: Those who move in the east of Eareamland will be awarded with cash and a free home They will be rewarded 100 thousand Oëms if they make a house themselves in a new area, thus starting a new city. The campaign will greatly reward those who move to the east. If war does start, the government will halt the program, and for now it is not started.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
A royal birthday!
It's the King's Birthday! Horaay! The time when the whole nation clings at their TVs, or outside the Grand Palace in the City Center of Sëraiem, watch the troops march and the King wave at everyone in the crowd. This year, King James I celebrated spectaculously. He ordered there to be a banquet in the morning the night before. After finishing the banquet, he and Queen Caroline I went to their Royal Limousine. They ended up spending the evening in the town. Once back, he went on the balcony and did the most monarch thing ever: Wave at the crowd. Field Marshal Dëralema Pörladeam ordered all military members on a Grand March. Basically he just went up and down Sëraiem everywhere. After the seas cooled down so to say, he went... To the beach. King James I was then seen Surfing on the beach along with "a new friend", a dog who was swimming. It was wierdly fun, a reporter claims. So what have we gathered from this? The King loves to have a big banquet, fun on the beach, and dogs. Thanks for coming to my Eareamland Talk. (Editor's note: I kept that in, Dëos. Nice joke.)
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
Ant mess at the palace!
So, the king has pets. We know that. But did you know the king has ant colonies in their dedicated ant room? Yep. King James I has an ant room in his palace, full with ants. What ants does the king have? Black Crazy ants, 3 queens; Eareamian Coast ants, 9 queens; Tropical Fire ants, 1 queen and a Yellow Crazy Ant supercolony of 6 queens. Well, this story involves the Yellow Crazy Ants. Apparently, a caretaker was afraid when they went to feed the ants as per usual, as they were new. Apparently, after dropping a prekilled cockroach inside, she shrieked and forgot to close the cap. An ant then went out, and realised it's free to go! The whole colony, of an estimated million ants, then flooded out. Luckily, all other ant colonies were closed from them, so no ant war. The king, with his ant expertise, quickly figured out what to do, brushed them up, added the baby powder layer again and closing it off after placing all the ants in. He vacuumed up all remaining ants and placed them back in their hybrid nest. Thank God that didn't end in ants taking over the whole palace, but it very easily could. Ants still roam around it, and the King continues to vacuum them up. "I'll be taking a better ant keeper next time to help out." Stated the king. Good for him.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
Fall of Rondenia's civil war!
So, what's going on in that one nation close to us? Well, we took the bad guys' capital and arrested their leader. That is all, gud day. (Editor's note: We hired a new guy and he's very meme-y, so I'll do the rest. Eareamland and Ela advanced heavily, 2 new revolutionaries sprouted up, 1 crushed, 1 remains. Mihai is being brought to Buzalu for further Processing.)
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
King James I states in a public announcement that talks are happening between the members of the B.U. about the articles of the Treaty on the Creation of the Bailtem Union also known as the 2021 Treaty of Egai. In the statement he said. "The Bailtem Union will happen for the prosperity of our nations and of its peoples. We are hoping to reach an agreement before the start of 2021. B.U. or also known as the Bailtem union is a union between the nations of Bailtem. It's goals are to strengthen the economy and military power of its memberstates. It also support freedom of movement. With Eareamland's representative , Cörao Darcëd as its current de-facto speaker.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
Landed on Maxima!
A few weeks ago, Döarad Këolar, Cämeap Pïo and Rozd Yödear have been sent to space aboard Tolloz IV with one goal: Land safely on Maxima and return. Yesterday, we had found out that they had safely landed. Surface sample collected, engine inspected, backflips done, they returned into the lander to sleep. Döarad belives this is a step in a proper direction, as RESA's budget soars to an all-time high. Next sunday, they will takeoff, rendesvous with the orbiting 2nd stage, return to Pacifica and proudly show off their successes. Godspeed to them.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022
Dog Training with King James I.
Recently, as in, a few months or so ago, King James I aquisitioned 13 small Gianlucan Shepred dogs. He has named them all as follows: Larger dark colored one's name is Cëo; Small general gianlucan shepred colored one's name is Öper; then there's: Uÿa, Däcoe, Möiz, Mïoz (the 2 are twins), Yäna, Pöi, Vüyoc, Rëou, Bëyo, Zäu and Iëo. Now, a good dog is a trained dog. So King James Decided to SINGLEHANDEDLY TRAIN ALL 13 OF THEM. Since he's returned home yesterday, he's greeted all of them with a high five and has started training. So far, it's a mess. Bëyo stood like he's a loaf, the twins constantly börk, Uÿa is not neutered, it's a mess. He has however, got them all to sit, so yay! He is making progress! Since they're so young, it should be easy to train them all. I just can't imagine 13 dogs suddenly hearing the word "Hey! I'm making a loaf!" and once they hear loaf, they all drop down sideways ready to be belly-scratched by King James.
"Maybe embarassing yourself is an Earamian thing..."
-StoicMetoik, 4:02 PM, 17/04/2022 |
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