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#11
11-07-2021, 12:17 PM

Article 6: It is mandatory to down a shot of SPIT™ in front of a portrait of our glorious bartender @GI-Land every time before entering a pub.
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11-10-2021, 01:27 PM

Article 7: It is forbidden to mark number 7 as a lucky number when choosing numbers for lottery.
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#13
11-15-2021, 12:07 PM

Article 8: You, the person reading this, are hereby required to go for a walk no less than a half mile in length.
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General of the South Pacific Special Forces
Ambassador to Balder
Former Prime Minister and Minister of Defense

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#14
11-16-2021, 12:33 AM

Article 8.1: Failure to do so will result in the repossession of your legs and said legs being offered to the Coral Guard.
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#15
11-18-2021, 02:47 AM

Article 8.2: The Coral Guard deserves legs.
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#16
11-18-2021, 02:56 AM

Article 9: Article 8.2 is hereby repealed since the Coral Guard does not need legs.
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#17
11-18-2021, 03:33 AM

Article 10: The display of the colour #0000FF is prohibited.
CYAN!
 
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#18
11-18-2021, 04:36 AM

Article 11: The use of the Impact font in any 'meme' in any form except in ironic terms warrants death. We're serious about this.
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12-09-2021, 02:40 PM

Article 12: There shall be no gaps in Nicholas and Great Britain's streak of being the last person to post in the Hall of Spam.
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#20
12-09-2021, 11:05 PM

Article 13: Everything shall be in public domain. No exceptions.
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