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#11

It's where all the mythological creatures live now that humans have taken over the rest of the world.

Why does the alphabet have 26 letters?

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#12

Russia is not big, is the rest of the planet the one that is small.

Why do we have different timezones?

"Find a way or make one."

Better known as Bon.
#13

Because the Mafia desire it to be so.

Why are the Mafia?
(Not why anything. Just why.)
Darkstrait  :ninja:

Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek

"Hats is very fashion this year."

#14

They seem powerful, but the mafia is just a fabrication of governments to keep the people from going outside to reduce physical activity.

Why did the Japanese wanted to conquer Asia in WWII?
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)

Local Council Member(April 24-August 11)

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#15

Because they wanted China's egg rolls.

Why did the US create fortune cookies?

#16

Because they wanted China's egg rolls.

Why do wolves hunt in packs?
An eye for an eye just makes the whole world go blind.
~Mahatma Gandhi


#17

Because that makes it easier to share conspiracies.

Why are there 9/11 conspiracy theories, but none for Pearl Harbor?
Darkstrait  :ninja:

Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek

"Hats is very fashion this year."

#18

Because the 9/11 was done to cover up that what really happened in Pearl Harbor was an inside job.

Why do the northern and southern hemispheres have opposed seasons?

"Find a way or make one."

Better known as Bon.
#19

Because the gods decreed that half of mankind shall feel the flames of Avernus and the other half shall feel the soul chilling colds of Stygia.

Why do some fortune cookies provide a blank fortune?

#20

It's a message from the "cookie makers" that you are next on their hit list.

Why do some clouds rain and some don't?
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Vice Secretary-General of the World Assembly

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