Same reason why not everyone urinates at once.
Why are some people richer than others?
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek
"Hats is very fashion this year."
The Socialist Federated Democracy of Darkstrait
Ruled by Archchancellor Ridcully
Member nation of the United Front
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Because you touch yourself at night 
Why is the Rum always gone?
Animefan666 (me): One day I'd like to wipe out humanity...and maybe conquer the city. Ya know, the usual.
Then, once everyone is a zombie, we all starve and Serling dies. A perfect end to a doomed city.
Zombie61: /Rename Animefan666 to The-Brain.
Animefan666: So, now that we've established that I am Brain, who will be my not so brainy sidekick Pinky?
Kris: You suddenly remind me of Magneto's White House Speech in Days of Future Past.
TAC: So who's gonna be my right hand mutant?
Fortunado: And now i need something to restore my faith in humanity... been a struggle to stop losing it.
LeSageStupide: Have you ever just stared at TAC's avatar for a while? It helps a lot.
Because Kris converts it into government documents while everyone is asleep.
Why did only the US send people to the Moon?
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Because more people would disturb their Lunar Base.
Why do we watch TV?
"Find a way or make one."
Better known as Bon.
Because the government puts subliminal messages in every series/movie/commercial that compels us to keep watching.
If we can map the universe, why haven't we colonized a planet that can sustain life?
Animefan666 (me): One day I'd like to wipe out humanity...and maybe conquer the city. Ya know, the usual.
Then, once everyone is a zombie, we all starve and Serling dies. A perfect end to a doomed city.
Zombie61: /Rename Animefan666 to The-Brain.
Animefan666: So, now that we've established that I am Brain, who will be my not so brainy sidekick Pinky?
Kris: You suddenly remind me of Magneto's White House Speech in Days of Future Past.
TAC: So who's gonna be my right hand mutant?
Fortunado: And now i need something to restore my faith in humanity... been a struggle to stop losing it.
LeSageStupide: Have you ever just stared at TAC's avatar for a while? It helps a lot.
Maybe we have colonized a planet and that is why the government declared Pluto is no longer planet - they hope to erase the secret colony forever.
Why don't clouds come in rainbow colors?
Escade
~ Positions Held in TSP ~
Delegate | Vice Delegate
Minister of Regional Affairs, | Minister of Foreign Affairs | Minister of Military Affairs
~ The Sparkly One ~
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Because I ate all of the clouds' happiness.
Why are Roses Red?
An eye for an eye just makes the whole world go blind.
~Mahatma Gandhi
Government:
King: Claudius Valhalla III
Queen: Victoria Valhalla I
Prime Minister: Gregory Gidenhiemer
Second Minister: Tomas Redikeris
Finance Minister: Kazmira Kalinauskienė
Foreign Affairs Minister: Marko Ramius
Domestic Affairs Minister: Maria Dagytė
Minister of Justice: Amara Varnienė
High Judiciary: Jak Bodenhamer
Representative to the SCO: Valarie Braddock
Representative to the SPTO: Vladimir Corbin
Military:
Marshall-General of the Royal Army: General Phillip K. Braddock
High Admiral of the Royal Navy: Admiral Thomas M. Day
High General of the Royal Air Defense Force: General Ferris Hardeck
General of the Royal Engineer Corps: Lieutenant General Tara McAllister
General of the Royal Special Forces : Major General Steven M. Brady
General of the Royal Guard Corps: Major General Tyler McFadden
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Because they feed on the remains of the dead and the life force of the living (hence the thorns.)
How come the Russians haven't captured and tamed Yeti's to strengthen their Military?
Animefan666 (me): One day I'd like to wipe out humanity...and maybe conquer the city. Ya know, the usual.
Then, once everyone is a zombie, we all starve and Serling dies. A perfect end to a doomed city.
Zombie61: /Rename Animefan666 to The-Brain.
Animefan666: So, now that we've established that I am Brain, who will be my not so brainy sidekick Pinky?
Kris: You suddenly remind me of Magneto's White House Speech in Days of Future Past.
TAC: So who's gonna be my right hand mutant?
Fortunado: And now i need something to restore my faith in humanity... been a struggle to stop losing it.
LeSageStupide: Have you ever just stared at TAC's avatar for a while? It helps a lot.
Because Nepal already did and nobody says a thing so they don't get a mountain on their heads.
Why was the first episode of Doctor Who broadcast the day after Kennedy was assassinated?
The Lord of Space and Protector of the TARDIS Keys of
The Solar System Scope
Because before that the TV couldn't take the power of Dr. Who and Kennedy was assassinated because he knew too much about the TARDIS.
Why don't cars fly yet?
Escade
~ Positions Held in TSP ~
Delegate | Vice Delegate
Minister of Regional Affairs, | Minister of Foreign Affairs | Minister of Military Affairs
~ The Sparkly One ~
My Pinterest
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