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The means for this game are simple:
I'll begin with the following question: Why Alaska is part of the USA instead of Canada?
Because there's a bomb under the ground that only Canada knows about.
Why did Germany get split into 2 after WW2?
Because the allies didn't want East Germany so they left the leftovers to the Soviet Union. Also because the West and East Germanies bickered a lot.
Why did the French help the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War?
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)
Local Council Member(April 24-August 11) Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)
Because they wanted Croissants to be included in a Continental Breakfast.
Why was the UN created?
Max Barry made a grave error, resulting in a backroom legal kerfuffle.
Why was Abraham Lincoln so tall?
Because he was two smaller men inside a costume, working as president and hunting vampires.
Why do we brush our teeth?
Little insects with mind control capabilities dig into our teeth and try to control our bodies. The only thing that can kill them is toothpaste.
Why do we have to drink water?
Because tracking chips have been attached to the water molecules so the CIA can track everyone.
Why are trees green? Delegate of Spiritus
Vice Secretary-General of the World Assembly "When you are the potatoes guy everyone is like, 'Yeah, it's the potatoes guy!'" - Max Barry
Te color of most cameras and microphones are green.
Why do we play this game? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Because Lord Ravenclaw orders us to.
Why is Russia so big?
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year." |
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