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Corrupt a Wish
#2,221
03-21-2020, 01:45 AM

Granted, this thread revives, however, it gains sentience and suffers countless existential crises per day, creating a depressing air around the universe that becomes so powerful that the universe implodes. Congrats Tin, you have destroyed the world.

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#2,222
05-01-2020, 05:28 PM

Granted, but you're the only human alive.

I wish I would have more posts than Kringle.
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#2,223
05-01-2020, 06:23 PM

Granted, but neither of you will be able to post again

I wish for a sharp stone
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#2,224
06-05-2020, 04:19 PM

(05-01-2020, 06:23 PM)TheBig0tt0 Wrote: Granted, but neither of you would be able to post again

I wish for a sharp stone

Granted, but all stones in the world become even sharper so your stone is dull by comparison.

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#2,225
09-02-2020, 04:10 PM

Granted, but he’ll poison your food.

I wish TSP had 3 nations.
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#2,226
10-13-2020, 07:26 PM

Granted, but you're not one of those nations. 

I wish for this wish to not happen.
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#2,227
10-14-2020, 03:44 PM

Granted, but i breaks the game.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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#2,228
10-01-2021, 03:11 PM

Granted, but you wish for something you later regret

I wish I didn't have to cook later
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#2,229
10-01-2021, 03:26 PM

Granted, but no one will ever cook for you later.

I wish I could wish more.
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#2,230
10-02-2021, 04:36 PM

Granted, but you are forced to wish for something new every tenth of a second otherwise you receive electric shocks

I wish I didn't have homework
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