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Lampshade Bar and Grill
#4,901

Y'know, this isn't the first time the bar has been nuked.

(See 05-09-2015, for example)

And now, I arrest you, RG. GI-Land and you are going to an inescapable, far-away dimension inside an inescapable, far-away dimension. Also...

*Euthanizes that magic cat, burns it and destroys the ashes. Sends both RG and GI-Land on that inescapable, far-away dimension inside an inescapable, far-away dimension*

My rule is restored. LB&G belongs to me again! And my first decree is: alcohol and fun are banned! Logic is unbanned, and crazyness prohibited. LB&G will be renamed to Lampshade Place, and it will run on the principles of morality and logic. The era of insanity has gone. Now comes a sane TSP.

My new robot police force will arrest any individual drinking any kind of alcohol and having fun. I am the only one allowed by law that can have fun, btw.

I have jails of mass encarceration ready. Grim and inhumane.....any of you wish to challenge my authority enter and see it for yourself?
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#4,902

*Godmods the godmodding that Ryccia Godmodded in his Godmod.

Does some weird stuff with time travel that's best not talked about in any detail.

Is back on his barstool before anyone was nuked drinking his Irish Coffee and striking the cat.*

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#4,903

A guy passes out drunk for the weekend... Sheesh!!

Ryccia... We don't tell you how to live your life, so leave us social drinkers alone.

And, on that note, I'll have some SPIT!! Please and thank you!


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#4,904

*Undoes what Seraph did, also banishes him to another dimension*

Shhh, Rebs, this is an experiment. Here, you're exempted from the alcohol ban, but don't tell anyone.

*Gives Rebs free beer*
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#4,905

They only eat radioactive waste, don't worry. 

*calls the nuke people* 

Uhm, do you have Nuka Cola too? They want something to drink with their food.
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Gianluca IV

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#4,906

I may prefer my drinks filtered through the bar dishrag, but all this yelling about nuclear annihilation and irradiation is what truly counts as insane. This establishment looks fine to me.

*Starts a Geiger counter to prove point, while sipping on the undefined alcohol*
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#4,907

*Sees the area a nuclear wasteland, sees talking ash*

Oh...poor thing...
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#4,908

*Enters the bar in a plague doctor suit*

"You left the bar for a couple of weeks, now look what happened.."
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#4,909

I could use a drink after the (Monday) morning I've had...

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#4,910

*gives drink* What happened?
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Head Bartender of the Lampshade Bar & Grill



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