Corrupt a Wish |
Granted, but your cat pees on it and it stops working.
I wish for a laboratory.
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year."
(07-19-2015, 10:30 AM)Darkstrait Wrote: Granted, but your cat pees on it and it stops working. I don't have a cat. I never had. ಠ_ಠ Granted, it is a laboratory filled with corpses that stink and dangerous poisonous gases and liquids and solids. I wish for a free service for my dad's SAAB so it becomes just like new.
Granted, but it crashes the next day.
I wish for a non-corpse laboratory.
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year."
Granted, but it blows up within 42 minutes.
I wish for a Polandball comic including TSP nations.
Granted. Thrift Saving Plan nations are not very funny though.
I wish for a more mobile-friendly forum. <33
Granted, but it requires a Facebook account.
I wish I had a living trilobite.
Granted, you're not living, though.
I wish for a vexillology book.
Granted. It only talks about the USA flag.
I wish I never felt tired. <33
Granted, you feel like a tire.
I wish that I could have money whenever I needed.
Granted. You use and abuse this wish by creating faux situations where you "need" the money. You quickly become a billionaire, and within a few months you start to grow bored and lonely. You start doing extreme sports in an effort to distract yourself from all of it. Yout parachute fails to open a week later while base jumping.
I wish for hugs. <33
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