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#4,881

*Comes back, consifcating more alcohol and executing RG*
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)

Local Council Member(April 24-August 11)

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#4,882

"Well well, and that person wanted to be a barkeeper here at times"

*Reanimates his boss and infuses pure alcohol into Ryccia's blood*
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Gianluca IV

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#4,883

I'll have you know I just had a nice shot of water not too long ago...



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#4,884

GI-Land! I thought I could trust you!

*Commits suicide for having alcohol in his body. But before that, Ryccia jails GI-Land in a far-away inescapable dimension and constructs 5 trillion capable robots to destroy all alcohol in the universe*
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#4,885

Whoa, nice godmodding right there! *Shoots Ryccia's body with a shotgun*

Today's your lucky day, assistant! This cat knows all about hellish dimensions, because, well, he's a cat, and that's where cats come from.

*sends cat to rescue GI-Land, banishes Ryccia to the hellish dimension*
RandomGuy199
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Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



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#4,886

All I wanted was an Irish coffee, and instead I get a bloodbath!

So yeah, I'll have the usual.

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#4,887

*gets back in the bar*
OMG, I always believed in you cats and now this all pays off. Thank you! *cuddles the cat*
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Gianluca IV

Roleplayer (active in TSP since 2016)
TSPedia-Author
Head Bartender of the Lampshade Bar & Grill



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Pacifica GI-Land, Snolland (Hazelbrust), Guardian of the World Forum, IUFA-FWC/WFWC- and Pacivision Supervisor • 
Aurora Markatt (Maura)
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#4,888

@Seraph: *serves Irish coffee*

Damn. I forgot to take Ryccia's wallet. Now I'll have to pay my provider out of pocket. Unless...

*sends the cat to the steal Ryccia's wallet*
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
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#4,889

*Gently kicks the door in and approaches bar*

One alcohol, please!
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#4,890

*Resurrects and nukes the bar*
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