5/6/2019
BREAKING NEWS

Empress Finix has given orders to "burn Teti' and Huah-Huah to the ground" following passing a few laws affecting immigration to FiHami.

Following on her earlier promise, the Empress has mobilized with approximately 10,000 soldiers. It is assumed that they will be storming Teti' but no official plans have been revealed to Ha'Hani Times Post yet.

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5/6/2019

-Empress Finix has declared that FiHami will no longer welcome immigration to the country. Tourism will not be affected by the recent declarations.

-FiHami forces are countering Antarch forces in a battle that is likely to end horribly for FiHami. 100 FiHami soldiers have been shot, and 3 killed. 2,000 Antarch soldiers have been killed so far in battle.

-Candidates for parliament speaker held a live televized debate this evening over national issues. Poll predictions see Benjamin Owens (I) leadingin the election.

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6/6/2019
Update on FiHami-Antarch situation: Antarch Forces Pushed Back, FiHami Forces Miraculously Hold Strong Against Antarch Manpower.

FiHami forces are miraculously holding off Antarch forces, even pushing them back. They are however, suffering heavy losses.

The Empress has reported that it seems that "The Antarchs are drunk or something I think that we need to end this quick before they get back to their senses."

It is reported that a few Antarch forces "switched sides" during battle.

Corbin White has denounced the "traitors" and said, "When we finally finish conquering the palm nuts, the traitors will be dealt with harshly."

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6/6/2019

-UPDATE: Teti' has gone up in flames. Corbin White has been captured and executed swiftly by the Empress herself. The only survivors on the Antarch side are those who have managed to escape. Huah-Huah has been found to be totally vacant. It is suspected that many of the 105,000 Antarchi people in Huah-Huah fled, possibly having escaped on boat to various other lands. It is unknown at this point.

The FiHami military has suffered heavy losses. Only 240 soldiers survived out of 10,000 that started the campaign. All suffered some sort of injury. Those with more severe injuries have been transported to the Hospital of Hani for treatment. The other 130 have been sent home to rest.

"This is finally over." Empress Finix the Unknown, renamed Empress Finix the Warrior, has stated upon making it back to Ha'Hani, clearly exhausted. "So many died tonight. This will be a horrible stain on our nation. So much blood shed because hatred and flared tempers."

Upon finishing her sentence, the Empress collapsed on top of the reporter, destroying about F50,000 worth of equipment for newscasting.

The aftermath of this event is yet to be determined.

-The polls in FiHami have closed today. After counting votes has finished, Finixli-i parti has earned majority seating in the Parliament. Parliamentary Speaker has gone to Benjamin Owens, as predicted. Parliament will officially be sworn in tomorrow.

-The trials for the kidnappings will be held tomorrow after parliament is sworn in. Owens will act as judge.

-A census will be conducted starting next monday to determine population loss following the Antarchi Rebellion.

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7/6/2019

The Empress has made a statement on social media regarding the recent Antarchi rebellion and to those who chose to stay.

"Now that this is all over, I would like to say that, to Antarchi people who have stayed with FiHami and those that survived the horrors we have just wrought on them, who were very friendly to everyone as things should be: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that these things happened. You guys are just as much FiHamian as anyone on this island is. I understand that you who remain may have lost everything because of this. I pray that moving forward, we can all be like sisters."

Regarding damages in Teti' and Tikiri'i Benjamin Owens, in his speech just after being sworn in, has stated, "Our population has dwindled dramatically following this. I would advise not wasting money rebuilding these cities that will essentially become ghost towns. If anything is salvageable, anyone is welcome to search the ruins and take what they find. This will be voted on by parliament after today's trial."

The trial will begin in an hour.

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7/6/2019
Update

The trial has concluded to condemn those involved in the kidnappings, including the ex-High Priestess. The 6 defendants were found guilty and sentenced to 297 life sentences with no chance for parole or bail.

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8/6/2019

The title of "Empress" is no longer recognized in FiHami following the Coron' Act being signed today. The leader's title shall henceforth be referred to as Ha'Coron'. No other changes have been made to government positions.

The new title was used historically up until the early 1900s before it was changed to Emperor/Empress.

Ha'Coron' Finix has also declared that Tikiri'i and Teti'will not be rebuilt but will be set aside for the future. Huah'Huah remains open as FiHami's port city with minor damage reported.

"With the unanimous decision to leave Teti' and Tikiri'i alone: The funds to repair the buildings would be wasted. Our population is small enough to fit in 1 city. Which is what we are doing. Govermment money will no longer go to Tikiri'i or Teti' but will instead go to developing Ha'Hani and Huah-Huah and establishing memorials in Teti' and Tikiri'i to remember this stain and ensure it never happens again."

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9/6/2019

-Gossip columnists are targeting the Ha'Coron' more following declining interviews. A writer has reportedly fallen out of a tree and broken a leg while attempting to spy on Ha'Coron' Finix. As assumed, Ha'Coron' Finix has declined to comment.

In the past 2 days, reporters have reported seeing an unknown man frequently entering the Ha'Coron's dwelling with Ofirias (a flower native to the FiHami jungles, generally representing either passionate love or hatred), food, and teas. Nothing is known about the relationship as of yet, since Finix herself refused comment to any interview attempt.

Kory Swan reveals all: The men's goalkeeper has revealed his budding relationship with the late Tracey Holmes, and the rising hatred he feels for ex-midfielder Eni Jones.

-Parliament has passed a resolution to mark June 6th as "Antarchi Rebellion Memorial Day."

Parliament has also approved space set aside for foreign embassies.

Census reveals that the current population fell from almost 500,000 to just over 13,000.

-Mental Health advocates are calling for donations in order to provide more education on mental health for FiHamians.

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13/6/2019

The wife of Benjamin Owens, Kayla Jordan-Owens, was found dead June 10th. Investigators have determined that this death was in fact a suicide.

Around 01:30 June 10th, Benjamin Owens reportedly went downstairs to look for his wife, and found her dead in the kitchen. According to Owens, she still had the murder weapon in her chest. It was at that point Owens called energency services. Officials took Owens into custody and placed their infant daughter in the care of Ha'Coron' Finix while investigation commenced.

About 18:00 June 10th, investigators saw the suicide note left by Jordan-Owens, and officially ruled the death a suicide. Cause of death was determined to be severe post-partum depression.

Owens was allowed to return home June 11th. Ha'Coron' Finix has granted him "as much time as [Owens] needs to grieve Kayla," and has appointed Kilaui Kuri, a previous candidate who came in 2nd place, to take over as Parliamentary Speaker until Owens wishes to resume his post.

June 12th News highlights-

SOCIAL

-Mental Health organizations in FiHami are offering free counseling for all June 15th, 2019, in the park on Pa'Unifersita. There will also be educational booths and games for children. More information can be found on www.haniokecoronmanusalip.fih.

-Celebrations are set to resume June 16th and continue until June 30th.

-The "mystery man" found frequenting the Ha'Coron's dwelling place has been identified as Sikupa Krasat'shi, who was identified as one of the leaders of the Hani Rebellion and renown fisherman. Ha'Coron'Finix has declined comment.

GOVERNMENT

-A new bill is being drafted by lower Parliament in order to establish a minimum wage for adult workers in FiHami. The bill will also include an age of majority for FiHami, replacing the previous "financially independant" requirement for being considered an adult and being allowed to marry.
"We are saying that those 17 and above should be recieving a minimum of 600 Flamethrowers per hour of work. This bill will ensure that adult FiHamians can be more secure in their earnings."

SIENTIFIC-

-The University of Ha'Hani Astronomy team has announced that they will be designing and sending robotic probes to Maxima and Minima in order to study their lunar composition.

-Meteorologists have spotted an organized system of storms that are set to strengthen briefly before passing over FiHami. The system has windspeed of 50mph and is moving north at 10mph. Impacts are expected to be minimal to Ha'Hani.

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15/06/2019

Ari Fi is set to be FiHami's 1st airline system, opening to the public once FiHami International Airport is officially finished with construction.

"Ari Fi have aripalanes good to travel to wherever people goes. We open 10 special aircraft carriers the transporting goods. This benefit FiHami economy!" Claims Ari Fi CEO Akan Shi, in an english language ad.

Many FiHamians have rolled their eyes at the ad, mostly due to the "lazily translated sentences".

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