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Corrupt a Wish
#2,211
11-25-2019, 11:58 PM

Granted, but one day you loan it to your sister, who breaks it almost immediately in the most violent way possible in fronst of your very eyes.

I wish to dance!
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#2,212
11-29-2019, 10:54 AM

Granted, but someone stabs you because they don't like the way you dance

I wish for less humans
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#2,213
11-29-2019, 06:07 PM

Granted, but now the world is overrun by zombies who rise from the dead and are no longer human.

i wish for every day to be Christmas
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#2,214
11-29-2019, 09:40 PM

Granted, but there are no more celebrations and no gifts

I wish the world ended
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#2,215
11-29-2019, 09:47 PM

granted, but this world ending means that an ancient seal has been broken and now every world to exist is being ravaged and tortured eternally by cthulu

i wish autumn could last forever
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#2,216
12-01-2019, 02:23 AM

(11-29-2019, 09:47 PM)phoenixofthesun14 Wrote: granted, but this world ending means that an ancient seal has been broken and now every world to exist is being ravaged and tortured eternally by cthulu

i wish autumn could last forever

granted, nobody can tolerate the cold anymore and everyone dies

I wish I had a time machine which is 100% safe and 100% indestructible. It cannot malfunction. It cannot be bought, stolen, leased, or whatever. It cannot be destroyed in the past, present, or future. No-one can use it but myself, and I cannot be killed by anyone.
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#2,217
12-03-2019, 06:24 AM

Granted, but it becomes self-conscious and kills everyone 

I wish for four more wishes which include four more wishes each, creating an infinite loop
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#2,218
12-04-2019, 05:23 PM

Granted, but your wishes trap you in a time loop, meaning they never take affect.

I wish for lots of dill pickles, Vlasic is preferred.
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#2,219
12-11-2019, 04:24 PM

Granted, but dogs actually like it and eat all your pickles.

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#2,220
03-21-2020, 12:04 AM

Granted, But my ear is really bad. Did you say a Qwert eating Phoenix?

I wish that I could revive this thread.
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